Because, honestly, who actually shows up to these things?
Meetings: Attendees: Why Not Meeting
Our meeting attendance statistics:
1. CEO: 0% chance of showing up
2. Interns: 0% chance of showing up (they're too busy playing Solitaire)
3. The janitor: 100% chance of showing up (they're always here)
Reports from employees who submitted but never actually attended the meeting:
Read CEO's submitted but unopened reports