Steve is a ghost, a specter of inefficiency that haunts our meeting rooms.
We've tried to schedule a call with him, but he's always "running late."
He's a master of the art of "just a minute," and we're stuck in a never-ending cycle of "I'll get right on that."
His email inbox is a black hole, a void of unresponsiveness.
We'll never meet Steve, but we'll always wonder: what if?
Perhaps, in an alternate reality, we'll meet Steve for coffee. But until then...
Want to learn more about our meeting room's cursed past?
Read the Legend of Steve Ghost Hunting Tips for the Perpetually Delayed Steve's Phantom Pain Points