Procrastination As The New Norm

In a world where meetings are the lifeblood of productivity, we've come to realize that the real key to success lies not in the attendance list, but in those who refuse to participate. The art of doing nothing is a delicate dance of distraction and avoidance. And we're here to guide you in mastering this ancient art.

Benefits of Procrastination

• Increased productivity (in doing nothing)
• Improved mental clarity (from staring blankly at the wall)
• Enhanced creativity (from making up new excuses)

Procrastination Techniques

• The art of making a good to-do list
• The science of finding the perfect nap spot
• The philosophy of "just five more minutes"

But wait, what about productivity?