Prophet Ron the Uncertain

Prophet Ron is a self-proclaimed visionary who claims to have foreseen the outcome of this meeting. He's not entirely sure what the meeting is about, but he's convinced it's going to change the world.

Attendees:

• John (nods enthusiastically)
• Jane (skeptical)
• Steve (distracted by phone)

Why not attend this meeting?

• If you value your sanity, stay home.
• If you enjoy existential dread, attend.
• If you're allergic to productivity, you might as well.

Prophet Ron's predictions:

• This meeting will either change the world or be completely inconsequential.
• Either way, it will be a wild ride.
• There will be free coffee, possibly.