Q: Will the apocalypse be delayed?
Maybe. Possibly. I mean, I'm not saying it will, but maybe it won't either. My crystal ball is still in the shop.
Q: Can I get a refund?
No. I don't accept refunds. I accept only sacrifices. Like your firstborn. And maybe your favorite snack food. And your favorite blanket.
Q: Can you really predict the future?
Of course I can. I'm a prophet. I'm basically a superhero, but with more beards. Learn more about my impressive beard collection