We know, we know, you have better things to do. But let's be real, you're not exactly busy. Your cat's not going to judge you for being here.
Plus, it's always a good opportunity to practice your 'I'm a functioning member of society' face in the mirror.
And who knows, you might even learn something new. Or, at the very least, you'll get to see us all sitting in a conference room being paid to stare at each other.
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Hey, we know it's not for everyone, but sometimes we get lucky and it's not 3 pm yet.
Plus, the free coffee is still free.
We know, we know, you have better things to do. But let's be real, you're not exactly busy. Your cat's not going to judge you for being here.
Plus, it's always a good opportunity to practice your 'I'm a functioning member of society' face in the mirror.
And who knows, you might even learn something new. Or, at the very least, you'll get to see us all sitting in a conference room being paid to stare at each other.
Other reasons: Reason #2: Because You Like Us | Reason #1: Because You Need to Get Out of the Office
© 2023, Our Team of Highly Paid Professionals
Hey, we know it's not for everyone, but sometimes we get lucky and it's not 3 pm yet.
Plus, the free coffee is still free.
We know it's a little weird, but we've heard some of you are secretly addicted to the thrill of PowerPoint presentations.
Who can blame you, really? They're like digital crack, one bullet point at a time.
We heard the catering has improved lately. Or maybe that's just what you're telling yourself.
Either way, it's worth a shot, right?