The 3rd and Final Reason to Attend Our Meetings: Because You Have No Other Plans

Reason #3: Because You Have No Other Plans

We know, we know, you have better things to do. But let's be real, you're not exactly busy. Your cat's not going to judge you for being here.

Plus, it's always a good opportunity to practice your 'I'm a functioning member of society' face in the mirror.

And who knows, you might even learn something new. Or, at the very least, you'll get to see us all sitting in a conference room being paid to stare at each other.

Other reasons: Reason #2: Because You Like Us | Reason #1: Because You Need to Get Out of the Office

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Subreason 1: Because You're Actually Kind of a Morning Person

Hey, we know it's not for everyone, but sometimes we get lucky and it's not 3 pm yet.

Plus, the free coffee is still free.

Subreason 2: Because You Have a Secret Love for PowerPoints The 3rd and Final Reason to Attend Our Meetings

The 3rd and Final Reason to Attend Our Meetings: Because You Have No Other Plans

Reason #3: Because You Have No Other Plans

We know, we know, you have better things to do. But let's be real, you're not exactly busy. Your cat's not going to judge you for being here.

Plus, it's always a good opportunity to practice your 'I'm a functioning member of society' face in the mirror.

And who knows, you might even learn something new. Or, at the very least, you'll get to see us all sitting in a conference room being paid to stare at each other.

Other reasons: Reason #2: Because You Like Us | Reason #1: Because You Need to Get Out of the Office

© 2023, Our Team of Highly Paid Professionals

Subreason 1: Because You're Actually Kind of a Morning Person

Hey, we know it's not for everyone, but sometimes we get lucky and it's not 3 pm yet.

Plus, the free coffee is still free.

Subreason 2: Because You Have a Secret Love for PowerPoints

We know it's a little weird, but we've heard some of you are secretly addicted to the thrill of PowerPoint presentations.

Who can blame you, really? They're like digital crack, one bullet point at a time.

Subreason 3: Because You're Actually Just Here for the Open Bar

We heard the catering has improved lately. Or maybe that's just what you're telling yourself.

Either way, it's worth a shot, right?