Step 1: Claim a prior commitment. Something like a family emergency or a 'sudden case of the Mondays'.
Step 2: Express 'reluctant agreement'. Say something like, 'I'll try to make it,' or 'I'm not really sure.'
Step 3: Politely decline. State your reasons, like 'I'm on a tight deadline,' or 'I have a family emergency.'
Step 4: Offer alternatives, like 'Let's schedule a different time,' or 'I can send my report via email.'
Step 5: Reiterate your commitment to the team, while secretly planning an escape.
Remember, these steps are not foolproof, but they should give you a good starting point for your meeting avoidance strategy.
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Disclaimer: The author of this guide is not responsible for any meetings that you miss.