Every Monday morning, our fearless leader, Jane, starts the day with a 30-minute meditation session to "find her center."
After that, she orders a 3-tiered coffee machine to dispense exactly 4 cups of coffee, one for each of her 4 assistants, who are not allowed to leave until they finish it.
At 9:00 AM sharp, she calls a meeting to discuss "The State of the World" which is always a thrilling mix of PowerPoint and existential dread.
At 11:30 AM, she orders a caterer to bring in 17 donuts, one for each of her direct reports, who are not allowed to eat anything but donuts for the rest of the meeting.
At 2:00 PM, she takes a 3-hour break to "recharge" and play Candy Crush on her phone.
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