Our IT Guy's Rituals

Meet our IT Guy, the unsung hero of meetings.

Every meeting is a ritual, a sacred ceremony to be performed with precision and care.

Here's how it goes:

Arrive 15 minutes early to set up the coffee machine.
Stand at the front of the room and glare at everyone until they make eye contact.
Mutter something incoherent about "network latency" and "bandwidth issues."
Tap on the conference table with a pen, creating a rhythmic pattern.
Repeat the phrase "Have you considered using a VPN?" until someone cries.

And so the meeting begins...