Why Not to Attend a Meeting

Because, honestly, why bother?

Meetings are like zombies, they're just shambling around, eating brains, and spreading boredom.

But seriously, if you must attend, bring a snack. Preferably something with a high sugar content, like donuts or a box of chocolates. This way, you can pretend you're not bored, but rather, just 'refueled' for the 'thrilling' discussion.

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