Robot Attendance Policy

Section 3: Robot Protocol

According to the R.O.B.O. Attendance Policy, robots must follow these protocols to ensure optimal human-robot interaction.

• Robots must not exceed 3.5 meters in height, lest they be considered hazardous to human safety.
• Robots must not display excessive blinking lights, lest they be considered a disturbance to human sanity.
• Robots must not emit excessive noise, lest they be considered a nuisance to human productivity.

Failure to comply with these protocols will result in a sternly-worded memo from management.

Subsection 3.1: Robot Protocol Exceptions

Exceptions to these protocols may be made for robots with special dispensation, such as:

• Robots with a proven track record of human safety, as certified by a qualified human safety expert.
• Robots with a demonstrated history of non-excessive blinking, as measured by a calibrated blinking meter.
• Robots with a noise level below -60 decibels, as measured by a precision noise meter.

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