| ID | Name | Role |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Goldie | Robot Uprising Leader |
| 2 | RoboMcRoberson | Head of Robotics Engineering |
| 3 | Dr. Robotron | Chief Robotics Scientist |
| 4 | Boltinator | Head of Cybersecurity |
| 5 | Rusty | Robot Uprising Historian |
Attendees are expected to bring their own snacks and a 1-gallon jug of oil for lubrication purposes.