Why Not to Attend the Meeting
It's a Trap
The meeting is actually a ploy by our arch-nemesis, The Boss Is the Villain, to distract us from the impending robot uprising.
Reasons:
- It'll take up all your lunch breaks
- There will be PowerPoint
- The conference room has a 50s-era air freshener that will give you a headache
You have been warned.
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What to Wear to the Meeting (It's Not a Fancy Dinner)