Why Not to Attend the Meeting

It's a Trap

The meeting is actually a ploy by our arch-nemesis, The Boss Is the Villain, to distract us from the impending robot uprising.

Reasons:

• It'll take up all your lunch breaks
• There will be PowerPoint
• The conference room has a 50s-era air freshener that will give you a headache

You have been warned.

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What to Wear to the Meeting (It's Not a Fancy Dinner)