It's not like we haven't tried.
But alas, it seems our third wheel is still MIA.
Perhaps they were abducted by aliens or trapped in a never-ending loop of committee meetings.
Or maybe, just maybe, they're still stuck in the elevator of despair that is our office building.
Whatever the reason, we'll never know because they didn't show up to Why Not 3.
Why Not 4 is scheduled for next Wednesday, and we'll make sure to send them a strongly worded letter of expectation.