We have a list, and it is long. Very long. Here's who didn't show up:
1. Bob Smith (Sent a strongly-worded email)
2. Jane Doe (Forgot her lunch)
3. John Doe (Tried to sneak in a meeting about his cat)
Why did they not attend? Well, that's a story for another time. Maybe.
Or maybe it's just because they're all terrible at meetings.