Advanced Meetings: Where the Art of Avoidance Reaches New Heights

Welcome to Advanced Meetings, where the art of avoidance reaches new heights. Our meetings are designed to be as long as possible, and as short as possible, at the same time.

• Basic Meetings: For the Clumsy
• Even More Meetings: For the Truly Dedicated
• The Art of Avoidance Theory: A Guide to Not Doing Work
• Meeting Ninja Training: How to Disappear in the Shadows of Productivity

1. Subpage 1: The Ancient Art of Stalling
2. Subpage 2: The Science of Procrastination
3. Subpage 3: The Secret to Not Doing It At All