It's been 3 days since the meeting started, and we're still here. The coffee machine is broken, the projector is on fire, and the CEO has declared that "synergy" is the new buzzword. We're not sure what it means, but we're pretty sure it involves more meetings.
Some of the team members are on strike, demanding better snacks and a 5 o'clock shadow. Others are trying to escape through the air vent, but it's just a ventilation shaft. The rest of us are just trying to survive.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. We have our trusty meeting facilitator, Bob, who's been leading us through this ordeal with his patented "Bob-Method" of awkward silences and awkwardly-placed whiteboard markers.