Meeting Minutes: Kringel-Gate

Meeting called to discuss the Kringel-Gate scandal, where Bob's cat, Mr. Whiskers, was accused of stealing the office supplies.

• Item 1: John brought up the issue of Mr. Whiskers' suspicious behavior around the supply closet.
• Item 2: Jane presented evidence of Mr. Whiskers' alleged supply pilfering.
• Item 3: Bob denied any wrongdoing, citing "I'm a good cat."
• Item 4: Alice pointed out that the office coffee machine was still broken, and that's what really matters.

Action Items:

• Install security cameras in the supply closet.
• Replace the coffee machine with a more reliable model.
• Provide Mr. Whiskers with a "cat-astrophe insurance policy" for any future supply-related incidents.