Meeting Minutes: Kringel-Gate
Monday, March 21, 2022
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice (who brought the cake)
Meeting called to discuss the Kringel-Gate scandal, where Bob's cat, Mr. Whiskers, was accused of stealing the office supplies.
- Item 1: John brought up the issue of Mr. Whiskers' suspicious behavior around the supply closet.
- Item 2: Jane presented evidence of Mr. Whiskers' alleged supply pilfering.
- Item 3: Bob denied any wrongdoing, citing "I'm a good cat."
- Item 4: Alice pointed out that the office coffee machine was still broken, and that's what really matters.
Action Items:
- Install security cameras in the supply closet.
- Replace the coffee machine with a more reliable model.
- Provide Mr. Whiskers with a "cat-astrophe insurance policy" for any future supply-related incidents.
Next Meeting: Kringel-Gate II