You've made it to the top of the mountain. Literally, you've climbed a mountain of meeting invites, and you've emerged with a shiny new badge that says you're a pro at dodging meetings. Here's your certification:
Certification Number: BMB-1234
Issued: Today, for the first time ever, because we were too lazy to do anything else.
Expiration: Never, because meetings never end.
As a certified meeting avoider, you now have access to our exclusive club of fellow meeting-dodgers:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our: