Methods for Avoiding Meetings

Method 1: The Art of Sudden Departure

Suddenly, and without warning, exit the meeting room. This method is best employed when the meeting has been going on for an unacceptable length of time, and the speaker has reached a crescendo of boredom.

Method 2: The Pretzel Method

Become completely engrossed in a nearby snack. This will ensure that you do not hear any further meeting-related announcements or instructions.

Method 3: The PDA Method