Meeting: Avoid 7 - Bernice the Braintrust

Techniques for avoiding meetings:

1. Claim to be a ninja, thus requiring complete silence.
2. Send an automated response, citing "I am a robot, I have no feelings."
3. Claim the meeting room is haunted and you have a "sensitivity."
4. Offer to "just quickly take a few more minutes to prepare," then proceed to play Solitaire for hours.
5. Blindly follow the agenda, asking "What's the question again?" every 5 minutes.
6. Call in sick, but claim to have a "sudden case of existential dread."
7. Send a strongly-worded letter to the meeting planner, citing "Section 7, Article 3, Subsection 2 of the Meeting Protocol."