Avoidance Meeting 7: Work-Life Balance Edition

Agenda: Because who needs a social life, am I right?

We will discuss how to effectively ignore our loved ones, colleagues, and own reflection in order to meet our productivity quotas.

Objective: Achieve 100% work-life balance, aka 100% work and 0% life.

Burnout 101: The Art of Sustaining Exhaustion Productivity 101: How to Achieve Nothing Existential Crisis 101: The Inevitable Descent into Madness