Methods

1. The Art of Ghosting: A 5-Step Guide
2. Deflection: The Meeting-Stealing Technique
3. The Pretender's Dilemma: How to Appear Engaged without Being There

Other Methods

• The Art of Letting It Ring: Advanced Phone Call Avoidance
• Zoom Fatigue: A Study in Avoidance
• Sending It to Voicemail: The Meeting-Avoidance Technique

Warning: The following methods are not endorsed by any reputable authority. Use at your own risk.

Remember: Meetings are a waste of time. Don't be a meeting-ator.