Alex the Excuse Machine

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Specializing in creative, legitimate-sounding excuses for meetings you'd rather not attend.

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Expertise:

• Meeting avoidance through artful misdirection
• Creative use of "urgent" tasks
• Strategic implementation of "networking" opportunities

Testimonials:

"Alex saved me from attending an 8am Monday meeting, I was able to get 4 hours of extra sleep" - John D.