Bob the Diluter: The Master of Meetings
Welcome to our team, where time is wasted on a daily basis.
Bob the Diluter is our team's resident expert on the art of doing nothing. With his extensive experience in procrastination, he'll make sure to find the longest way possible to get anything done. Don't even think about asking him to actually start working on a project, or he'll just smile and say "I'm on it, I'm on it..."
Techniques of the Trade
Bob's techniques include:
- Stalling
- Procrastination
- Delegation (but only to people who are even more incompetent than him)