Meetings are a necessary evil, a plague on productivity, and a breeding ground for awkward small talk. But, you know what they say: "You can't have a meeting without minutes."
As a minute taker of questionable skill and dubious ethics, I'm here to guide you through the art of taking minutes that are just sufficient, not spectacular.
Don't be late. It's not like it's a big deal or anything. Just show up, sit down, and pretend to care.
Proceed to Step 2: Pretend to Listen or Go to the Break Room