Meetings: The Art of Effective Avoidance
Are you tired of meetings that drag on for hours? Do you yearn for a way to politely decline yet another pointless status update? Look no further than our comprehensive guide on how to avoid meetings like the plague!
Techniques for the Discerning Procrastinator
- Claim you are in a meeting with the CEO. They won't notice.
- Send an email saying you're in a meeting with your cat. It's not uncommon.
- Blindly agree to every suggestion, then pretend to take notes.
- Excuse yourself to "check on the coffee machine". It's a classic.