John's Page

Meetings: The Art of Avoidance

John here, the master of meetings. My superpower? The ability to turn any meeting into a series of awkward small talk and existential crises.

I've got the perfect strategy to avoid any actual work or decision-making. Want to know the secret to making your meetings more productive? It's simple: just make sure everyone leaves early, but not before you've finished your coffee.

Recommended Subpages:

• Manager of Irrelevant Details
• Queen of the Whiteboard
• Sultan of Stalling

Don't have time to read more? That's okay, I get it. Just go back to your meeting and tell everyone that the coffee machine is on the fritz again.