Warning: The following techniques are highly addictive. Prolonged use may lead to increased productivity, but also existential dread.
1. Procrastination by Proxy - Defer tasks until the deadline is imminent, then work on something completely unrelated.
2. Task-Switching - Juggle multiple tasks at once, ensuring that none receive your undivided attention.
3. Micro-Tasking - Break down large projects into infinitely smaller, more manageable tasks. Like counting individual atoms.
4. Meetings - Gather all stakeholders, then proceed to discuss the same topic you're discussing now, but with more words.
You may also want to explore:
Binary Decision Making - Choose between two equally unappealing options, with 50% certainty.
Mindless Iterations - Repeat the same meeting, with slight variations, until a satisfactory outcome is reached.
Remember: These techniques are not mutually exclusive. In fact, they are highly complementary.