Badgering: The Art of Meeting Delegation

Meetings are like burrows: you dig yourself into a hole, and then spend hours digging your way out. But what if you could delegate that task to someone else?

Here are some techniques to help you avoid meetings altogether, or at least make them less painful:

• Send a meeting invite with a subject line of "URGENT: Don't Bother Attending"
• Claim you're "in a meeting" to get out of other meetings
• Use a robot to answer your phone and email
• Just send an email, it's faster

But remember, badgering is an art form. Practice it well, and you'll be the one setting up the meetings for everyone else.