Meetings: The Art of Avoidance

You've been here before, and it's not a good look. A connection to your soul, your heart, your productivity. But fear not! We've got the ultimate guide to claiming a connection is dead, and getting out of here.

• Why not just say the internet connection is slow?
• Claim the connection is dead, but your laptop's still on, right?
• Tell them the Wi-Fi is possessed, or at least possessed by the devil

Learn more about the dark arts of claiming possession by a malevolent spirit