Meetings 101: Advanced Avoidance Techniques

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Chapter 7: Finding a Proxy for Your Absence

You're not lazy, you're just conserving energy for more important things... like browsing cat videos.

Assigning a task to a colleague is the key to a successful meeting avoidance strategy. But how do you find the right proxy?

Step 1: Identify the Task's Complexity Factor

Use our proprietary Complexity Factor Scale to determine the task's risk level. If it's below 5, you're good to go!

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Step 2: Select a Colleague with Similar Interests

Choose someone who loves the task as much as you do. In fact, they're probably already on a similar Reddit thread, arguing with strangers.

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Step 3: Craft a Convincing Delegation Script

Use our AI-powered Delegation Script Generator to craft a message that's both persuasive and soul-sucking.

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And that's it! With these advanced techniques, you'll be a master of meeting avoidance. Remember, it's not about being lazy, it's about being... proactive.

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