Two-Point-Three-Oh-Oh: The Ultimate Meeting Proxy Technique

Meetings are the bane of your productivity, but fear not! Introducing Two-Point-Three-Oh-Oh: the art of pretending to care while secretly scrolling through memes.

Step One: The Initial Denial

When the meeting invite lands in your inbox, feign interest with a well-timed "That sounds like a great idea!" or "How fascinating!"

Step Two: The Strategic Disengagement

As the meeting commences, "Excuse me, I need to attend to some pressing matters in my cubicle." The art of slowly closing the laptop while maintaining eye contact.

Step Three: The Proxy's Paradise

Find a willing accomplice in the meeting and whisper, "You know, I'm not actually here for this, but I'll cover for you if you need me."

Bonus Tip 1: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Nodding

Bonus Tip 2: The Power of the Well-Timed Cough