Forget the Meeting

Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of meeting avoidance. Here's a list of our expert-approved techniques for escaping the drudgery of pointless discussions:

Method 1: The Classic "I've Got a Meeting" Excuse

• I'm not feeling well
• I'm already in a meeting
• I'm on vacation, man

Method 2: The Art of Creative Disappearance

• Take a sudden interest in a nearby charity walk
• Suffer a sudden case of the vapors
• Join a Foosball league

Remember, the key to successful meeting avoidance is to never, ever, under any circumstances, attend a meeting.

Side Effects:

May include:

• Increased productivity due to lack of meetings
• Improved mental health due to lack of pointless discussions
• Enhanced creativity due to increased time for personal projects

Don't say we didn't warn you...