Technique 1: The Art of Disappearing Act

Meetings: The Ultimate Time Sink

Meetings are the bane of productivity, the nemesis of focus, and the scourge of sanity. But fear not, dear friend, for we have a solution.

Step 1: Schedule It – Schedule the meeting for a time when all attendees are known to be asleep.

Step 2: Set It Up – Set up a conference call, but make sure to mute everyone's mics, except for the sound of crickets.

Step 3: Execute – Execute the plan, but execute it in your absence, via email or a trusty proxy.

Step 4: Reappear – Reappear, but only when absolutely necessary, with a witty remark, and a well-timed coffee refill.

Next Technique
(Note: The provided HTML output will display the requested page with a humorous take on meeting ghosting, a common phenomenon in modern workplaces.)