No, Seriously, I'll Call You Back

Meeting of the Absurd

We're so done with meetings, but we're really done with phasing out meetings altogether. But, alas, our boss still insists on calling. So, let's make it a game, shall we?

Phantom Calls: The Art of Not Being There

When our boss calls, we just happen to have a phantom schedule conflict and, uh, calls from the future are simply not something we can schedule.

But, if you insist, we can try phasing out meetings altogether. Just, you know, for the sake of progress and all.

Or, if all else fails, we can just pretend to be dead for a little while. Just until the meetings subside, and we can all go back to our regularly scheduled lives.