When an emergency squirrel sighting occurs, follow these techniques to avoid meetings:
When a meeting is called, pretend you're busy chasing a squirrel in the background. "Oh, just a second, I have to catch this squirrel!"
Learn more about the Squirrel Distraction MethodClaim you have an urgent phone call from a fake friend, "I'm so sorry, I have to take this call from Bob, he's going crazy in Australia."
Learn more about the Fake Phone Call TechniqueExcuse yourself by saying you need to "go find some food" and proceed to the break room where you've hidden a few fake squirrels to "distract" you.
Learn more about the Squirrel-Infested Break Room TechniqueTell the meeting organizer that you have "squirrel-related business" to attend to and need to "squirrel around" for a bit.
Learn more about the Squirrel-Themed White Lie Technique