Phantom Calls: The Art of Ghosting in Meetings

Warning: The following content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these techniques in real-world meetings, lest you face the wrath of your coworkers.

Technique 1: The Vanishing Act

Disappearing from a meeting without warning, leaving your colleagues confused and concerned. It's like a magic trick, but with more chairs and less applause.

• Step 1: Arrive late, act distracted, and pretend to take notes.
• Step 2: Suddenly, 'remember' a 'commitment' and 'have to run'.
• Step 3: Exit stage left, leaving a trail of unanswered questions and unfulfilled expectations.

Side effects: Confused team members, missed deadlines, and a faint scent of desperation.