Meeting Not Attended: My Cat Ate It

Reasons Provided:

• My cat, Mr. Whiskers, ate my meeting notes.
• I had an emergency catnip emergency.
• I'm allergic to meetings. It's a real thing, I swear.

Would you like to see some phantom calls from the meeting? Or maybe some ghost attendees?

Side Effects:

• Increased productivity (by 10% - according to my cat)
• Reduced meeting fatigue
• More time for cat videos

Disclaimer:

Not responsible for any lost deals, promotions, or raises due to meeting no-shows. But seriously, don't try this at home.