Phantom Calls and Texts: The Art of Avoiding Meetings
When the boss calls, but you're not there to answer.
Or when your phone is just a phone, but your brain is elsewhere.
Here's a collection of techniques to make you a master of the phantom call:
Technique 1: The Fake Meeting Shuffle
- Claim you're on a "meeting" in another room
- Say you'll "check in" shortly
- Repeat this until they lose interest
Technique 2: The Auto-Replyer
- Set up an auto-replier on your phone
- Have it respond to your boss with a "yes, sir!" or "no, ma'am!"
- Enjoy the confused looks
Remember, practice makes perfect. Try these techniques and become the Phantom Master.