Phase 2: The Boss Gets Suspicious

As we previously established, the art of making phantom calls is a delicate dance. Phase 1 was all about establishing a routine, making the boss believe you're just another cog in the machine.

Now, in Phase 2, we take it to the next level. We're talking about being a master of the art of subtle subterfuge, where the boss is starting to suspect something, but can't quite put their finger on it.

Key Takeaways:

• Be more frequent in your calls, but still maintain the perfect balance of 'just another meeting' and 'actually doing real work'
• Start to subtly alter your schedule to make it seem like you're working on something, but really you're just playing Solitaire
• Misplace the blame for your lack of productivity on your 'overworked' colleagues

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our subpage on Phase 3: The Boss Gets Desperate for more advanced techniques.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Phase 1: The Boss is Clueless subpage for a more... let's say, 'relaxed' approach.

Further Reading:

• The Art of Meeting Avoidance
• Phantom Calls: A Guide to Deception

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these techniques in real life. Or do. We're not judging.