Phantom Sickness: The Ultimate Meeting Avoidance Technique

You've finally found the secret to getting out of meetings without getting caught! Introducing Phantom Sickness, the art of pretending to be ill without actually being ill. It's like having a superpower, but for meetings.

Symptoms of Phantom Sickness:

• Excruciating headaches that only strike at 9:00 AM
• A sudden and intense fear of PowerPoint
• A persistent need to take long, unscheduled bathroom breaks
• A mysterious case of "sudden-onset" insomnia

Don't let your coworkers suspect a thing! Use these symptoms to feign illness and avoid that meeting. But be careful, Phantom Sickness can be addictive...

Want to learn more about advanced Phantom Sickness techniques? Check out our Advanced Phantom Sickness subpage for more info.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try our Accidental Vacation technique. It's like Phantom Sickness, but with a 3-day notice and a better tan!

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