SEE YOU LATER, HUMANS

Techniques:

• 1. Suddenly Vacation Mode - Book a flight to nowhere and claim you're on a secret mission.
• 2. Ghosting - Ignore their messages and pretend you're still there.
• 3. Pretending to Accidentally - Act like you just forgot, but really you're just avoiding.

Note: These techniques are highly unproductive and may lead to career damage, but they're effective for avoiding actual work.