The Art of Phantom Calls
Meetings: the bane of productivity and the scourge of sanity. But fear not, dear reader, for there is a way to avoid them. Introducing: Phantom Calls.
Phantom Calls is the ultimate meeting-avoidance technique. It's a delicate art that requires finesse, cunning, and a healthy dose of paranoia. But don't just take our word for it. Here's a step-by-step guide:
Step 1: Pretend you can't see their name
Step 2: Claim you have a migraine
Step 3: Pretend to have an emergency
And for the truly advanced practitioner, Step 4: Claim you are a spy
Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We won't judge you. Probably.
