Meetings Avoidance Techniques: Schedule Conflict
Meetings are a plague upon the world. But sometimes, you're stuck in one. Here's how to survive:
Technique 1: The Fake Email
Send a fake email to the meeting organizer, claiming you're stuck in a meeting with a "client" (aka your couch, with a Netflix subscription)
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Technique 2: The Sudden Illness
Claim you're coming down with a mysterious disease that requires complete isolation and bedrest. Bonus points if you cough and sniffle convincingly
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Technique 3: The Family Emergency
Claim a family member (or a pet) needs your immediate attention. Bonus points if you have an emergency contact number on speed dial