Meetings, the bane of productivity. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a foolproof plan to avoid them.
The Great Pretender is a master of the art of meetinglessness. With a flick of the wrist and a wink of the eye, they disappear into a sea of "I'm on a call" messages and "Can you check your email?" responses.
Key to this technique is the art of misdirection. Distract, confuse, and mislead your colleagues with an arsenal of clever excuses and half-truths.
But beware, for the Great Pretender is not without its pitfalls. The risk of being caught in a lie, of being called out for your absence, is a real and present danger.
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So, if you find yourself in a meeting-filled quagmire, take heart. The Great Pretender is here to guide you through the art of disappearing act.
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