Technique 3: The Art of Sudden Departure

Also known as "The Art of Not Showing Up", this technique involves abandoning your post in the most dramatic fashion possible.

Here are some tips for pulling off this move:

• Slip out the back door, avoiding eye contact with your colleagues.
• Leave a trail of cryptic notes on your desk, hinting at the trauma you've endured.
• Set your chair to spin, ensuring your absence is not forgotten.

For more information on advanced techniques, visit our Sudden Silence page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try The Vanishing Act.

But remember, practice makes perfect. Don't get too attached to your chair.

Meetings: because who needs productivity, really?