Distract Yourself to Death
When all else fails, resort to the classic distraction technique. This involves creating a diversion that's almost, but not quite, as interesting as the actual topic of the meeting.
Example: While your coworkers are discussing the new sales numbers, start a conversation about your favorite cat, Mr. Whiskers.
- Stare intensely at your phone.
- Play with a stress ball.
- Start a heated debate with your neighbor over the meaning of life.
Or, if that doesn't work: