Meetings: where productivity goes to die. But not if you're using The Pizza Order Technique.
By ordering a pizza for everyone in the meeting, you've created a hostage situation. "I'd be happy to discuss the Johnson Report," you say, "but first, let me just get the pepperoni for Bob over there."
Hyperlink to Technique 4 - Pretended Email for more meeting avoidance tips.
Hyperlink to The Meeting Avoidance Hall of Fame to see the greats: Steve Jobs, the Dalai Lama, and Chuck Norris.
