Technique #4: Burner
Step 1: Find Your Inner Fire Starter
Locate the deepest, most unrelenting sense of existential dread within yourself. This is the spark that will ignite the flames of procrastination.
Step 2: Add Fuel to the Fire
Surround yourself with an abundance of excuses, distractions, and half-finished tasks. Let the flames of procrastination grow, fueled by your own indecision.
- Watch cat videos
- Play video games for hours on end
- Reorganize your sock drawer
And when you're done with these exercises, you'll be ready to move on to...
Technique #5: The Ninja